WILL YOU ALLOW THIS GUY TO MISDIRECT YOU?

Who are you allowing to direct you?
This man is pointing you in opposite directions. Is that a look of happiness and peace on his face?
Or is he laughing because you are foolish enough to be looking to him for direction (and he himself is going nowhere)?

And he is happily taking advantage of the opportunity to misdirect you and ask you to do the impossible: go right and left at the same time. If he truly believed it was best to turn right and left at the same time, why is he not already on his way? Are you blameless if you get torn apart trying to follow his advice (which is impossible)?